DAYS SINCE PROMISED MAINNET: 200+ $442M raised — or $200M? Per DL News, the CEO said different Physical miner delivery claims remain disputed 27 billion tokens reportedly sold 312,000+ holders waiting DL News reported funds routed through Binance, BTSE, and Bridgers Borussia Dortmund partnership: terminated DAYS SINCE PROMISED MAINNET: 200+ $442M raised — or $200M? Per DL News, the CEO said different Physical miner delivery claims remain disputed
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Layer-1 · Proof of Audacity · Est. 2023

The first allegedly transparent blockchain.

A protest token for everyone tired of crypto promises that keep moving.
Inspired by public reporting and investor concerns around BlockDAG.

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Days since promised mainnet
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Counting from the Token2049 launch promise (October 2025).
Updates daily.
Reported figures

Reported numbers. Uncomfortable ones.

The figures below are based on BlockDAG's public marketing, public statements, and the DL News investigation. The satire writes itself.

Funds raised — publicly claimed*
$442M
*Per DL News, the CEO reportedly described the figure as closer to $200M. The discrepancy remains disputed.
Source: DL News / BlockDAG public materials
Physical miner deliveries
?
Delivery claims have been reported in marketing. Independent confirmation remains limited, per public reporting.
Reported by DL News
Active major sponsorships
0
Borussia Dortmund partnership has been reported as terminated. The Inter Milan logo appeared in marketing materials; Inter has not publicly confirmed.
Source: DL News / public reporting
Mainnet launches delivered
0
Multiple launch dates have been publicly communicated — Oct 2025, Nov 2025, and counting. Investors have questioned the recurring delays.
Source: BlockDAG public communications
A history of public reporting

Two years of "soon."

A timeline based on BlockDAG's public communications, partnership announcements, and reporting by DL News.

Q4 2023
Presale opens
$BDAG launches at $0.0001. The future is publicly described as bright. Roadmap published. Community grows fast.
August 2024
Borussia Dortmund partnership announced
A real Bundesliga club, a publicly announced sponsorship. Marketing reportedly leans heavily on this signal of legitimacy.
Late 2024
Dortmund partnership reportedly ends
BlockDAG has publicly attributed the breakup to MiCA, Europe's crypto regulation. Per DL News, a letter from the club paints a different picture. The reasons remain disputed.
July 2025
"Miner deliveries have started"
Per DL News, marketing materials featured the Inter Milan logo and claimed physical miners were shipping. Independent reporting has not confirmed either the deliveries or the Inter sponsorship.
October 2025
Mainnet launch promised — Token2049 Singapore
Investor materials reportedly built anticipation around a launch at the conference. The conference took place. The launch, per public reporting, did not.
November 2025
Mainnet launch promised — again
A new date is communicated. November comes and goes. The status of the mainnet remains, per investors and reporting, unclear.
2026
Presale "final stage" — extended
Presale closing date pushed forward. A new launch date. The same script. The DL News investigation raises serious questions investors are still asking.
The technology, allegedly

Revolutionary, theoretically.

A look at the three pillars of BlockDAG's publicly described technology — and what each one has reportedly delivered so far.

Pillar 01
Blockchain DAG
Theoretical throughput publicly described as 15,000 TPS. Effective throughput, per the absence of a live mainnet: ∞ — nothing slows down what doesn't run yet.
Pillar 02
X1 Mining
A smartphone mining app with 3.5 million reported users. Physical miner delivery claims remain disputed, per DL News. Significant savings on shipping logistics.
Pillar 03
Security
Audited by Halborn. Per DL News, presale funds were reportedly routed through Binance, BTSE, and Bridgers — rather than held in a verifiable smart contract. Investors have questioned this approach.
Satirical tokenomics

Where the funds reportedly went.

A satirical distribution chart. Not actual BlockDAG tokenomics — a meme-grade interpretation of observable behavior.

The character escaping with a bag of gold coins
92%
Marketing & PR Sponsorships, influencers, presale extensions
5%
"Anonymous team" Compensation, retreats, sunset photoshoots
3%
Technology Whitepaper 3D rendering included
70% is officially labeled "community allocation." Don't ask the community where it went.
FAQ

Questions investors keep asking.

Six questions raised by holders and reporters. One link to the underlying investigation at the bottom.

Where are the physical miners that were sold?
A genuinely good question — one many of the 312,000+ reported holders are still asking. Per DL News, in July 2025 BlockDAG's marketing claimed deliveries had started, with the Inter Milan logo featured prominently. Independent sources, per the same reporting, have not confirmed either the deliveries or the Inter partnership.
Are the presale funds in a verifiable smart contract?
Per DL News, at least $110M of presale funds were reportedly sent to centralized exchanges like Binance and BTSE. Another $7M was reportedly routed through Bridgers. $5M reportedly sits in a DeFi protocol called Mimic. "A blockchain project should be utilising the blockchain with raised funds being stored in an auditable smart contract," one expert told DL News. The state of the funds remains disputed.
Who runs BlockDAG?
Public reporting names the founder as Gurhan Kiziloz, who, per DL News, previously spearheaded Lanistar — a UK fintech with its own controversial public reporting. The official site references $442M raised. Per DL News, Kiziloz reportedly told a journalist the actual figure is closer to $200M. The discrepancy has not been publicly reconciled.
When does $BDAG list on a major exchange?
Soon™. Like the mainnet, allegedly. Like the miners, allegedly. Like the Borussia Dortmund partnership that was publicly described as long-term and reportedly ended within a year. Soon, per public communications, has not yet arrived.
When does $RUGDAG list?
$RUGDAG is a satire and protest token deployed on pump.fun. It is not an investment. It is not financial advice. It exists to keep the conversation about open questions on BlockDAG visible in the places where investors actually hang out.
I invested in BlockDAG. What now?
We are not financial advisors. But: read the full DL News investigation, talk to other holders in independent communities (not the official channels), document everything, and consider speaking to a lawyer who specializes in cryptocurrency. None of that is a guarantee — but staying silent helps no one.
The RUGDAG character pulling the rug on a broken vault spilling coins

$RUGDAG.

Transparency remains the joke. A protest token for everyone tired of crypto promises that keep moving.

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